Lessons in Logic - Time Pass

I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice? 

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? 

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman 
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.

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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today. 

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody" 
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget 
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops. 

On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........






Thanks, 
CA Alpesh Tated. 


Always Keep Smiling… 
Save a tree. Don't print unless it's really necessary. 
The greatest mistake of most of human beings:- "We listen half, understand quarter, think zero, react DOUBLE and remember FOREVER...”

Practical - Quick Management

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans sookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosane laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher sakate mein aa gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" Aur sher wahan se champat ho gaya . 

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere sath abhi uski leela khatam karta hu" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. 

Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG…………………

Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek bar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya saala ek sher phaansa kar nahi la sakta!" 

Apne aju baju bhi aise bandar aur sher hote hai... pehchanna sikho... 

Thanks.

CA Alpesh Tated

Always Keep Smiling…

Save a tree. Don't print unless it's really necessary.

The greatest mistake of most of human beings:- "We listen half, understand quarter, think zero, react DOUBLE and remember FOREVER...”